Sex and Stories with Debt

This is funny. Trust me. But there are good lessons here as well. Sex and debt are two subjects that most don't want to think about at the very same time. That is correct right? I first looked at this subject as an interesting mix of words to stimulate adsense revenue, lol. But looking into the subject more carefully has been an eye opener.

There are many people out there who have run up debt in order to gain a temporary satisfaction from giving to relatives, gambling, or some other nice feeling, only to destroy their sex lives at home. This is a really bad situation because the primary gift of celebration of joy in this life is the sexual love that exists between love partners. It is simply not worth ever going into debt to satisfy a craving to spend money on shopping, sports, hobbies, gambling, etc. It is better always to put your wallet away and go home and seek out your partner for the real satisfaction of giving before you run up those credit cards to please people in need. Helping people in need is a worthy cause, but not by running up debt! That is no better than spending foolishly by increasing your debt.

Then there are many men out there who have thrown away their money on sex! I live in Nevada, where prostitution is legal everywhere but in Las Vegas and Reno. You would be amazed at how much business these legal brothels do, not counting all the illegal prostitution that occurs everywhere else in the United States and the world. There are a lot of horny guys out there. Women need to take heed and be the dream for their husbands. As the old Beatle song said: Please me like I pleased you .

Speaking about the British. There is a poll out that shows 1 in 4 are in debt in Britain because of sex. 1 in 4 people! Sheesh. Maybe the British are trying to cut down on drinking. Spending on sex will enable some to avoid ruining their livers for sure. But we are talking about an expensive hobby. Go shopping for crying out loud! Buy an airplane. Do something to save all this money spent on sex! Buy a wife through mail order. Do something different! Or just don't go into debt at all!

Anyway, 3/4 of the people in debt in Britain between age 25 and 49 were single men. They spent money on prostitution, or lapdancing, or phone sex mostly. The report states that these men, because of the internet and worldwide links to more interesting sex than they are having at home, are foregoing the stability of their relationships. Are you listening women? Hello! Hello!

I have a solution for some of this infidelity. Nice girls need to be taught, maybe in school, maybe somewhere else like Sylvan (just kidding) or somewhere, to learn how to get it on with your permanent mate! These women need a good after school program! Even Charlie Pride, the famous country singer, had it right. Kiss an angel good morning and love her like the devil when you get back home. He had it right!

The moral to this story is to get out of debt, stay out of debt, don't let debt get you down, and enjoy your sex life. Can't find a date? If you saved all that money there would be at least one gold digging woman who would want to spend time with you!